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Zelz's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Zelz's favorite FMLs

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

By mylifesucks - / Saturday 18 April 2009 07:20 / Netherlands
By badsister - / Sunday 10 January 2010 15:37 / United States
By StinkyCactus - / Friday 8 January 2010 06:23 / United States
By James4929 - / Friday 8 January 2010 00:25 / United Kingdom
By Mic - / Thursday 7 January 2010 17:44 / United States