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8✞ℍ ❡ЯᗩᎠƎ ᏰᗩИᎠ ✞Ǝ✘ᗩᔕ ✞ℍᎥЯ✞ƎƎИ ƒᗩИ❡ᎥЯℓ ǪυƎƎИ ᗰᎥИƎᑕЯᗩƒ✞ {ƤƎЯƒƎᑕ✞Ꭵ⚙ИᎥᔕ✞}
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Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France
By ILiveWithMorons - / Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:07 / United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

By CatLitterLover - / Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:51 / United States
By Yoooooo0 - / Sunday 29 November 2009 18:10 / United States