About Your__stalker
8✞ℍ ❡ЯᗩᎠƎ ᏰᗩИᎠ ✞Ǝ✘ᗩᔕ ✞ℍᎥЯ✞ƎƎИ ƒᗩИ❡ᎥЯℓ ǪυƎƎИ ᗰᎥИƎᑕЯᗩƒ✞ {ƤƎЯƒƎᑕ✞Ꭵ⚙ИᎥᔕ✞}
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    17%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    43%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Your__stalker's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

By ILiveWithMorons - / Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:07 / United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

By CatLitterLover - / Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:51 / United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

By Yoooooo0 - / Sunday 29 November 2009 18:10 / United States