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Yoyo2cool's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML

By Gixie - / Sunday 24 March 2013 15:56 / Ghana - Accra

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

By kindergarten teacher / Saturday 23 March 2013 13:25 / United States - Hanford

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

By WTFLY - / Saturday 23 March 2013 08:17 / United States - Hilo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

By sickness and health my sphincter - / Friday 22 March 2013 21:53 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML

By SmallAngel - / Friday 22 March 2013 00:35 / United States - Aurora