About Xxbubblegumkizxx
im a failure at punctuation and spelling so sorry if tht pisses u off :p
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Xxbubblegumkizxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

By CierraJordan / Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:31 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

By yamsterr - / Monday 12 March 2012 16:27 / United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

By Tristansefam1367 / Monday 12 March 2012 13:11 / United States

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

By J.O.S - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:06 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

By J Rush / Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:46 / United Kingdom - Welshpool