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Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

By intheairtonight - / Wednesday 25 April 2012 06:22 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

By lifeonfire12 - / Monday 16 April 2012 01:13 / Canada

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

By Jeff make / Sunday 1 April 2012 14:03 / United States - Malvern

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

By jay-frey96 - / Sunday 2 November 2014 15:36 / United States - San Diego

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

By screwedwoman27 / Sunday 19 June 2011 18:03 / United States