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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 50 favorites

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    72%
  • Judgmental

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    14%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Xxtriloxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

By Wenny / Sunday 18 January 2009 12:41 / United States

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

By lilly1105 - / Monday 15 July 2013 13:19 / United States - Clemson

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

By Wtf - / Wednesday 10 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Miamisburg

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 July 2013 05:50 / United States - Austin

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

By Samprib - / Saturday 1 June 2013 05:09 / United States - Indianapolis