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    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Xxreddragonxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

By wetqueefa - / Sunday 3 February 2013 09:58 / United States - Union City

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 3 February 2013 16:27 / Serbia

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

By :/ - / Monday 4 February 2013 00:26 / Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

By parental failure - / Sunday 3 March 2013 17:03 / Canada - Langley

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

By FUCK GOD - / Sunday 3 February 2013 23:04 / Argentina - Salta