About Xxannie23xx
Im Annie, If You're reading this in guessing You're a creep xD Just kidding! :p I'm on FML a lot, I enjoy reading people's suckish Fml moments tends to make my day better xD. That is all C:
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Xxannie23xx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

By madzlovesgee - / Saturday 16 May 2009 17:44 / United States

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 December 2012 22:40 / Sweden - V?ster

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 August 2012 05:33 / United States - Mahwah

Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 July 2012 04:22 /

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:58 / United States - Gorham