About Xx6rosethorn9xx
Horseback riding. Photography. Music. Quotes. From Newyork(: Live life as you'll die tomorrow, Dream as if you'll live forever. If you don't want anyone to find out, then don't do it. My motto: Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.
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Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of my life. FML

By Tj Hunt / Monday 5 November 2012 03:26 / United States

Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

By screwed / Sunday 4 November 2012 09:55 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered "cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 November 2012 18:02 / Australia - Wembley

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

By ananymous / Thursday 1 November 2012 03:04 / United States - Spencerport

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

By poorkids - / Wednesday 31 October 2012 05:01 / United States - Auburn