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Xtraxt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

By DSM - / Saturday 14 March 2009 11:05 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

By not impressed - / Friday 9 October 2015 18:27 / Canada - Nanaimo

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 February 2015 18:11 / United States - Portland

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

By Sheldon76 / Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:43 /

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

By DreamsDontComeTrue / Thursday 5 February 2015 06:15 / United States - Newport News