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Xscreamoxloverx's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

By BigBananaLover / Monday 26 September 2011 18:20 / United States

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

By Username / Monday 27 December 2011 08:39 /

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 October 2010 06:47 / United States