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Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

By pianoplayer - / Wednesday 22 May 2013 01:57 / Canada - Mackenzie

Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML

By awkward O_o / Wednesday 24 April 2013 21:15 / United States - Saint Paul

Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

By ApparentlyNotEno - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 20:40 / United States - Martinsburg

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

By eric4 - / Thursday 23 May 2013 20:11 / United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 May 2013 17:48 / Romania - Buzau