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    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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    59%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

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    5%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    50%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    9%
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Wooness's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

By tdawgg / Friday 6 September 2013 14:12 / Canada - Calgary

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

By whyme - / Thursday 12 September 2013 14:44 / United States - Tampa

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

By GotMyBitchBack / Thursday 5 September 2013 11:02 / United States - Zanesville

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

By /(•'_'•)\ - / Saturday 7 September 2013 16:59 / United States - Ballwin

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - / Friday 13 September 2013 00:01 / Canada - Burlington