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    1%
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Windsweptsky's favorite FMLs

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

By stillembarrassed - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:01 / United Kingdom

Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML

By pong / Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:59 / France - Toulouse

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:55 / Sweden

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

By Blood on my hands - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 05:40 / United States

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:24 / Egypt