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Whatsupjj's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

By LuvShawn - / Friday 27 February 2009 18:39 / United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

By paywithpoop / Sunday 22 June 2014 15:10 / United States

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

By lonely_island - / Monday 28 April 2014 21:27 / Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML

By littledipper / Wednesday 25 September 2013 03:51 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 June 2013 18:49 / France - Le Rove