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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    14%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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    58%
  • One more and it's business time

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Weezybites's favorite FMLs

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

By cdn_steed / Saturday 23 April 2011 13:11 / United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

By spiderwoman - / Friday 15 April 2011 11:47 / United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

By Girl123999 - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 / United States

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 March 2011 11:28 / Reserved

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

By anonymous - / Sunday 14 March 2010 14:49 / United States