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Hat rhymes with cat.
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Wearinghats's favorite FMLs

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

By hopelessteej - / Monday 28 January 2013 13:55 / Australia - Sydney

Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML

By yourmainman - / Monday 28 January 2013 05:03 / Canada

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

By kylie18xx21 - / Friday 1 February 2013 15:26 / United States

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML

By notsobig / Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:39 / United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

By imwithapples22 - / Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:39 / United States