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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Judgmental

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

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Weareahurricane's favorite FMLs

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

By anon / Monday 9 September 2013 21:51 /

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

By turning red / Saturday 27 July 2013 01:14 / United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

By PrettyScared - / Monday 29 July 2013 15:07 / United States - Matthews