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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    86%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    29%
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    14%
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Wateryash's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

By Noname - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 01:24 / United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 5 November 2009 17:28 / United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

By Joe - / Sunday 1 November 2009 16:35 / United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

By TrueScotsman - / Thursday 29 October 2009 14:31 / United States

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

By R - / Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:29 / United Kingdom