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Walk1ng_trav3sty's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

By bleach bleach bleach - / Sunday 22 December 2013 17:22 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

By supras - / Wednesday 4 December 2013 02:03 / United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 October 2012 19:39 / United States - Richland