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Submitted FML one June 26th, 2009: Today I spent all day at the doctors. Yesterday I was in class going to wash my paint brushes. As I got to the sink I slipped, we all thought I caught myself until less than two seconds later I fell flat on my ass. Today everything hurts. FML
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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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