About Vitrolicz
Hmm. I guess I should start by saying that I'm 16, play soccer and am generally more mature than most of my generation. I like to play video games and am pretty shy, but since most people my age annoy me, I don't talk to them at all.
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Vitrolicz's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    35%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    71%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    5%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%
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Vitrolicz's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML

By UFVKNP - / Friday 10 March 2017 16:00 /

Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

By inappropes - / Thursday 18 August 2016 21:41 / United States

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

By Hlaalette - / Wednesday 13 May 2015 13:57 / Belgium

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

By jennabee97 - / Saturday 8 November 2014 23:02 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 October 2014 20:38 / United States - Pittsburg