About Vhedehem
Tagazok à toi individu. Tu es ici au Paradis des nains. Ici il fait jamais froid, jamais chaud et il ne pleut jamais. Tu peux te rouler dans des tas d'or, boire sans jamais avoir la gueule de bois et tabasser des elfes ou t'essuyer les pieds sur leur visage (ils sont la pour ça). Mais s'il te reste un point de destin, tu peux aussi venir discuter de toute sorte de choses, livres, films, séries, mangas, jeux vidéos ou encore la situation économique du poitou-charente. Cordialement, Gontran théogal, mage de 12ème niveau, fondateur de l'ordre des béatitudes de Swimaf, blablabla. P.S. Si ça ne se voit pas, j'aime effectivement bien le Donjon de Naheulbeuk
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Vhedehem's FML badges
  • What'ch'all looking at?

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    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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    15%
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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    22%
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    58%
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    29%
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    30%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Vhedehem's favorite FMLs

Respect cousin !

Voilà la définition de la "persévérance"

By VDM - / Thursday 14 September 2017 14:00 / France - Paris

Aujourd'hui, après une très longue matinée de cours et l'estomac vide à la pause, j'était très motivé pour aller m'acheter un paquet de madeleines au distributeur. Mais peut-être n'étais pas assez motivé pour ça. Ou assez riche... VDM

By ÔrageÔdesespoir - / Thursday 5 October 2017 20:55 / France - Saint Etienne

Aujourd'hui, ma vie a pris tout son sens. Tous ces gens qui envoyaient "send nudes" sur Internet. Ils ne demandaient rien de plus qu'un paquet de biscuits japonais...VDM.

By whyUdodis - / Thursday 5 October 2017 20:57 /
By VEP / Tuesday 10 March 2009 14:52 /
By inconnu / Thursday 14 August 2014 06:21 / France - Villefranche-sur-sa