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Vennie98's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 June 2009 07:17 / United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

By 613tanner / Thursday 19 May 2011 05:30 /

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:20 / Spain

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

By funyfunkid - / Tuesday 22 December 2009 19:18 / United States

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 December 2009 08:47 / Canada