About Vampobsessed
*In love with Chuck Norris; the man is God. *My book, The Eternal War, is available online at Barnes & Noble and Amazon. facebook.com/theeternalwar. *Exerciseaholic! Every day; twice a day! *If you feel like talking give me a shout either on here or Twitter. @ashleytialong I do have a confirmed FML though it doesn't show on my profile oddly. If you search gnome it's the third one down. Yes, my father still tortures me with gnomes.
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Vampobsessed's favorite FMLs
By DomesticPatrol - / Saturday 7 January 2017 02:07 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt
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