About Valiumknights44

I am doll eyes Doll mouth, doll legs I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, they really do Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do too I want to be the girl with the most cake I love him so much it just turns to hate I fake it so real, I am beyond fake And someday, you will ache like I ache Someday, you will ache like I ache I am doll parts Bad skin, doll heart It stands for knife For the rest of my life Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, they really do Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do, too I want to be the girl with the most cake He only loves those things because he loves to see them break I fake it so real, I am beyond fake And someday, you will ache like I ache Someday you will ache like I ache

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