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Unicornsdoexist's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 December 2010 05:09 / United States

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

By sissydlk - / Thursday 2 December 2010 15:54 / United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 December 2010 05:11 / United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 November 2010 15:03 / United States