About Ultimate_cynic
Chain-smoking male chauvinist pig, and damn proud of it. My titles include but are not limited to: Fresh Prince of Midgar, Commander of the Grammar Luftwaffe, and King of the Seas. Secretly waiting for the day someone adds me as a "Favourite FML Poster," so that I can claim to be too cool to care about that kind of thing. Further information available upon request, because I don't trust you.
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Ultimate_cynic's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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By wishihadpockets - / Thursday 28 January 2010 10:24 / United States