UberFail79

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  • Houston, Texas
  • 43 years-old
  • Friday 09 January 1981
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About Uberfail79

I am a Houston police officer, and I am slightly paranoid. I have a wife of 4 years (yes, ladies, I am taken) ;), and 2 kids and a large extended family. Don't let my paranoid statements disturb you; that's just what the Marine Corps can do to someone who's already a little bit gun-crazy like me (I have more guns than I do children).

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I agree, my mouse works.

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