About Uberfail79
I am a Houston police officer, and I am slightly paranoid. I have a wife of 4 years (yes, ladies, I am taken) ;), and 2 kids and a large extended family. Don't let my paranoid statements disturb you; that's just what the Marine Corps can do to someone who's already a little bit gun-crazy like me (I have more guns than I do children).
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Uberfail79's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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By Scaryman - / Sunday 21 February 2010 00:03 / United States