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Death Note fangirl who loves her pet pug very much. :)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 November 2009 17:43 / United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 June 2009 02:23 / United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

By BEE - / Saturday 10 October 2009 22:35 / United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

By APetsPet - / Monday 5 October 2009 19:23 / United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 October 2009 02:58 / United States