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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    20%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    41%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    47%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Turn's favorite FMLs

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

By I warned him / Friday 19 December 2014 02:39 / United States - Marietta

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

By tbree / Friday 19 September 2014 22:38 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 April 2014 17:05 / United States - Mount Laurel

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

By You Are My Sunshine - / Monday 24 February 2014 04:18 / United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

By crap / Monday 24 February 2014 04:01 / United States - Las Vegas