About Turdmonkey

If you make a dumb joke-DUMB, not lame-then i will verbally fuck you up.

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Turdmonkey's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    4%
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