About Trollgod
I am 18, i am a freshman in collage, i am a girl and i love my girlfriend Bianca ❤❤
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    44%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    57%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    34%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Trollgod's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

By PokeWife - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:38 / United States - Omaha

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

By yolo is for shitheads / Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:07 / United States

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

By guessnot - / Monday 4 February 2013 02:16 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:33 / United States - Carrollton