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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    58%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    43%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    85%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Troll_spray's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

By pops up / Thursday 1 December 2011 22:25 / United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 20 February 2012 06:05 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

By sandysmith / Saturday 18 February 2012 15:49 / United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 February 2012 05:18 / United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:15 / United States