About Trinity1836
curious, animal lover, ALWAYS laughing. im always on here but never really comment.thanks to you guys, nothing really surprises me anymore :)
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Trinity1836's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

By FMluck - / Thursday 26 February 2009 22:11 / United States

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

By chase - / Friday 25 January 2013 00:54 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 January 2013 01:44 / United States - Waldorf

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

By WTF - / Wednesday 16 January 2013 07:52 /

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 January 2013 06:42 /