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By Anonymous - / Friday 30 July 2010 06:38 / United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 June 2009 07:03 / United States