About Tookie22
Too busy doin your mom to care what you think of me. :) Other than that I'm an average guy. You know dropping bombs, Firing M4s, and patrolling the streets by day. And still struggling to finish my college courses during my sleep time. Only a few months till I'm a free man.
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    38%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    7%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

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    11%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Tookie22's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

By jesushelpme - / Monday 22 October 2012 19:08 / United States - Nixa

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

By Patrick / Sunday 14 October 2012 04:39 / United States - Sulphur

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

By wdunn69733 / Thursday 11 October 2012 14:30 / United States - Macon

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 22 August 2011 19:35 / United States