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If you wanna know anything about clogs, tulips, cheese, drugs or the red light district, feel free to message me. I'm dutch, so i'm an expert.
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Tobber's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

By notamum - / Saturday 29 March 2014 02:07 / Australia - Belmont

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 March 2014 19:23 / United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

By oops - / Thursday 27 March 2014 23:10 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 22 March 2014 23:07 / United States - Auberry