About Tinyemt
New to commenting, but not so new to FML. Since everyone else posts about who their favorite commentor is, I guess I'll do the same. I really only like DocBastard since he's the only person that doesn't seem like an idiot troll. Talk to me, I'm really nice!
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Tinyemt's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

By Ilovelife07 - / Monday 11 May 2009 18:55 / United States

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 July 2013 03:04 /

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

By woof woof?? - / Saturday 15 June 2013 20:26 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML

By Selfish Whiner - / Monday 3 June 2013 11:56 / United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 October 2012 05:33 / United States