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Tiger9099's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3am, screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

By do your own ironing - / Monday 15 April 2013 04:32 /

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 April 2013 09:24 / Australia

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

By JaneDoe - / Thursday 4 April 2013 02:51 / United States - Salisbury

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 04:59 / Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

By nobodylovesme - / Thursday 4 April 2013 06:46 / United States - Northridge