About The_sgtw_0979
I like... Cats; Blood On The Dance Floor; My Little Pony; Helping people; Studying anything and everything that is science; Singing; Writing; Being me ^-^ I hate... No one. (NOH8) I dislike... Unnecessary altercations (AKA "drama"); dealing with the feeble-minded t(-__-t)
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Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

By Fireguy92 - / Friday 1 February 2013 04:39 / United States - Dewitt

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

By stupidapperently - / Friday 1 February 2013 04:06 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

By whatsername92 - / Friday 1 February 2013 03:35 / United States

Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML

By papersofdivorce - / Thursday 31 January 2013 17:08 / Peru - Lima

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 December 2012 01:23 / Canada - Calgary