About Theskaassassin
I play bass I enjoy loud music I would enjoy an even louder girlfriend
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By divorced - / Saturday 7 March 2009 20:15 / United States

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:12 / United States
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