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Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2015 15:26 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

By NotBuyingATractor - / Wednesday 2 September 2015 02:26 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 September 2013 07:04 / United States

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 28 August 2014 04:34 / United States - Boston

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML

By the next james herriot - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 23:30 / United States - Laurel