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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

By Frostbitten - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 03:00 / United States - Freeport

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 22 July 2013 19:08 / Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 22 July 2013 18:30 / Denmark - Lemvig

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

By nowimbroketoo - / Monday 22 July 2013 17:47 / Australia - Beaumaris

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

By gavinbanks / Sunday 21 July 2013 22:55 / United States - Medford