About Thepsyche
Hello, I'm Lorenzo. I shall not burden you with my life story. But if you must know, feel free to message me. Good day, sir or madame. #thespianforlife
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Thepsyche's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

By Klamp18 - / Sunday 20 December 2009 20:28 / United States

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 October 2012 09:58 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

By leaftheerickson - / Sunday 21 October 2012 10:31 / United States - Bohemia

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

By badluckryan / Tuesday 25 September 2012 13:38 / United States - Uxbridge

Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 September 2012 11:11 / Australia - Brisbane