About Theeldertrollz
My shit is always happy when I flush it. Wanna know more? I own a van with no windows. Why? Because I live in there and don't want anyone to know. Duh. Why does Dante have short hair and why the fuck is Vergil nice to Dante?! Kill me. Lick My Butthole.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • YDI Master

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The rules are the rules

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By ohforcheese / Thursday 19 January 2012 20:19 / United States
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