About Thebrightidea
Today Life Sucks. . . as will it tomorrow. I work 12 hours a day to keep a 90 pound, hairy, no breasted girlfriend happy, while I assume she cheats on me with every guy that she knows. I'm insecure, but also have that disease every guy fears. . . You know the one: one-gina, fucking irony! I wake up in the morning, make coffee, drink it on the toilet while I have a cigarette. Then I jerk off. . . making it the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from there. FML
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By Noname - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:20 / United States
By fingerfuckd - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:47 / Canada
By Hikara - / Monday 13 April 2009 13:44 / Australia

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By Jenny - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 00:06 / United States