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Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 December 2011 07:29 / Canada

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

By lacy / Saturday 1 March 2014 08:23 / United States - Louisville

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

By loserr - / Friday 28 February 2014 17:13 / United States - Highland Park

Today, I told my parents about the amazing guy I met. My mom immediately stormed out. My dad got up, looked at me and told me he's disappointed in me for "falling into the traps of the Internet," and leaves. I didn't meet him on the Internet. FML

By littlekellilee - / Friday 28 February 2014 14:50 / Canada - Calgary

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

By Ohgodmother - / Friday 28 February 2014 09:06 / Australia - Hobart