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Aujourd'hui, je m'inscris sur un site Internet. Choix du pseudo, du mot de passe, tout est bon. Il ne manque plus qu'à compléter la question secrète : "Quel est le prénom de la deuxième personne que vous ayez embrassée ?" J'ai dû inventer une réponse. VDM

By NoLife - / Monday 25 August 2014 12:09 / France - Merdrignac

Aujourd'hui, je suis en Thaïlande et je rencontre un monk. La discussion est tellement intéressante que dans le feu de l'action, je décide de m'asseoir à côté de lui, sans savoir qu'il n'a pas le droit de s'asseoir à côté d'une fille. Il doit maintenant jeûner pendant plusieurs jours. VDM

By shameonme / Friday 29 August 2014 02:05 / Thaïlande - Bangkok

Aujourd'hui, je suis au restaurant avec une fille que je convoite. Je reçois un snap vidéo, l'ouvre, ce sont tous mes amis chantant en chœur "Il va niquer Julie, il va niquer Julie". J'ai pas niqué Julie à cause de vous les gars. VDM

By snaploose / Thursday 28 August 2014 20:29 / France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai avoué mon amour à la fille qui me fait rêver depuis 4 ans. Elle m'a répondu que même dans une vie antérieure où elle serait tellement grosse qu'elle aurait de la moisissure sous ses bourrelets, elle ne sortirait pas avec moi. VDM

By looser / Wednesday 27 August 2014 10:08 / France - Marseille

Aujourd'hui, je sors du métro pressée et j'envoie sèchement balader un homme avec ses prospectus. Il l'a très mal pris. Tellement mal pris qu'il m'a fait un contrôle d'identité. VDM

By Ygritte - / Tuesday 26 August 2014 18:12 / France - Hellemmes-lille